It's almost summer. It's time to fire up the grill. So let's ask the question: Should ketchup be allowed on a hot dog?

• Yes — it's my hot dog and I'll destroy it however I want
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• No — ketchup on a hot dog is a federal crime and offenders should be deported to Chicago where they belong
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• I don't put ketchup on my hot dog, I put hot dogs on my ketchup
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• I don't eat hot dogs. I eat only organic, grass-fed, gluten-free, locally-sourced, spiritually-aligned protein tubes — and yes I put ketchup on them
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